As we enter what appears to be our 14th year of existence, we thought we’d come up with some fresh ideas, such as starting a new podcast or a YouTube show.

Right then. What does one need to know about online shows? A good show, sod that, a great show requires a great name, hence this little brainstorming exercise online.

Here we go!

• The Blown Engine
• The Slashed Tyre
• The Broken Endplate
• The Crooked Seat
• The Leaking Battery
• The Undone Seatbelt
• The Sticking Throttle
• No DRS
• DRS Enabled
• Debris on the Track
• The Flat Tyre
• The Slow Pit Stop
• Stuck in the Armco
• Hybrid Failure
• Really Bad Porpoising
• Stupid Helmet Design
• The Banned Jewellery
• The Bent Suspension
• Rear Wing Failure
• Front Wing Failure
• Wheels Fell Off
• The Wrong Visor
• Used Up Tear Offs
• Can’t Fit in the Cockpit
• No Pit Radio
• Awful Strategy
• The Exploding Tyre
• The Cracked Chassis
• The Swearing Team Boss
• The Drunk Sporting Director
• No Fuel Left in the Tank
• The Chronic Understeer
• The Chronic Oversteer
• Tight Racing Shoes
• The Flying HALO Winglets
• The Lost Wheel Cover
• Gearbox Gremlins
• The Hydraulic Leak
• PR Person Gone Rogue
• The Offensive Tweet
• Really Old Drivers
• VIPs in the Garage
• The Slow Out Lap
• Can’t Get a Tow
• The Wrong Recovery Truck
• The Timing System Blackout
• The Pay Driver
• Lost All Brakes
• The Low Oil Pressure
• The Airbox Fire
• Crashed into my Team-mate
• The Tense Presser
• The Engine Warning Light
• Stalled on the Grid
• The Cross-threaded Wheel Nut
• Crashed into the Pit Wall
• Beached in the Gravel
• Can’t Make the Corner
• The Interlocked Wheels
• The Late Pit Call
• Overcut Didn’t Work
• Undercut Didn’t Work
• Angry Race Engineer
• Moving Under Braking
• Weaving on the Straights
• The Numb Steering
• The Car is Too Heavy
• The Misfiring Engine
• The Drinks Bottle Failure
• The Wrong Engine Mode
• The Jamming Throttle
• Stuck in Reverse
• Stuck in 8th Gear
• Can’t Find Brake Balance
• The Broken Pit Lane Speed Limiter Button
• The Brake Test
• Crashed on the Way to the Grid
• High Tyre Deg
• High Water Temp
• On the Brink of Overheating
• The Safety Car Driver
• The BBW Failure
• The Fogged Up Visor
• The Car Switched Off
• Can’t Upshift or Downshift
• Missed the Apex
• Pit Lane Closed
• Lapped Cars Can’t Overtake
• The Flat-spotted Tyre
• Can’t Harvest Energy
• Inters in the Heavy Rain
• Spun 360º
• Aquaplaned Off The Track
• The Cracked Exhaust
• The Burnt Clutch
• Four Laps Down
• The Damaged Diffuser
• The Overheating Clutch
• Freight Delay in the Middle East
• Can’t Stand Selfies with Fans
• Ricciardo’s Teeth (will need approval from DR due to copyright issues)
• My Manager Just Quit

But what do you think? Please don’t let us know in the comments below.